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1mks  (Level: 213.4 - Posts: 5908)
Wed, 6th Aug '08 9:50 PM


A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer.....

7-year-old Tim: ' I think beer must be good.

My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
7-year-old Mellanie: ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to

watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'

7-year-old Grady: 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets

funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad

doesn't think this is very funny....'
7-year-old Toby: 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer

and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other,

which is a good thing.'
7-year-old Sarah: 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much....'
7-year-old Lilly: 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the

better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool....'
7-year-old Ethan: 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad

drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste

7-year-old Shirley: 'I give dads' beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
7-year-old Jack: 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and

picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and

tells him to 'go bury his bone down the street again' but that doesn't

make any sense.'

Luvnmexsun  (Level: 147.4 - Posts: 711)
Wed, 6th Aug '08 10:04 PM

I'm glad these 7 year olds don't have parents that do or make methamphetamine.

1mks  (Level: 213.4 - Posts: 5908)
Wed, 6th Aug '08 10:27 PM

I totally agree with that one....but I sadly imagine that it does happen.

Taco24  (Level: 134.0 - Posts: 589)
Wed, 6th Aug '08 10:42 PM

Oh my!

As Linkletter said, "Kids do say the darndest things".

I still remember one of those kids saying she liked to drop ice cubes in her dad's beer when he was not looking.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Wed, 6th Aug '08 11:09 PM

I just love the matter-of-fact-ness of kids.
The world just is the way it is....

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