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1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 6:41 PM

GUTS VS BALLS

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty .'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.



pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:07 PM

messy PAINFUL deaths

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:13 PM

If you have lots of guts or lots of balls, its usually counterbalanced by lack of brains.

slicko
Slicko  (Level: 223.9 - Posts: 1609)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:25 PM

We learned in school if your guts are in your balls then you have a hernia. Just that I'd add that important piece of medical information.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:27 PM

Be right back. I have to go check something.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:31 PM

And if your phallus is attached to your cerebellum?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:44 PM

you would look a little unicornish at "times"

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:45 PM

My friend's urologist told him his balls were both nuts.

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 7:54 PM

oops, wrong lobe.

marynuala
Marynuala  (Level: 133.7 - Posts: 994)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 9:39 PM

Smehow I don't think they would accept that definition if you were taking a medical examination 1mks (LOL)!

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 8th Aug '08 9:53 PM

I don't think I like where this is headed.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.7 - Posts: 2301)
Sat, 9th Aug '08 1:25 AM

No, your head is not near your balls (Don,maybe yours is).

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sat, 9th Aug '08 6:00 PM

I guess I asked for that one.


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