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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 2:40 PM

25 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality."

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.

Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.





donleigh
Donleigh  (Level: 147.5 - Posts: 5072)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 3:21 PM

Let's put 'em on coffee cups and take them to work.

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 4:59 PM

Marsha.. that's 2 1/2 WP's you could have created with that lol

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 154.7 - Posts: 2478)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 5:02 PM

LOL to funny!

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 5:28 PM

Succeed in spite of management- 'nuff said!!!

Here's one I would like to personally see:

Unblock the Sploofus web site- Increase my productivity !

taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 589)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 5:41 PM

Yes, I agree...This should be a word puzzle, or two.

On the other hand, do not stop doing the word round puzzles either. I love those ones best.

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.2 - Posts: 5486)
Wed, 27th Aug '08 10:09 PM

Those were great and made me laugh...
Vickie

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5314)
Thu, 28th Aug '08 12:21 AM

Yes, and some were greater than others!!

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.1 - Posts: 1302)
Thu, 28th Aug '08 12:33 AM


fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.1 - Posts: 1302)
Thu, 28th Aug '08 12:33 AM

Check these out. The pictures really add to the sentiments:

http://despair.com/viewall.html

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 28th Aug '08 12:48 PM

I love that website! I frequently visit it for inspiration.


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