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Maurlin  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 2659)
Mon, 1st Sep '08 6:16 AM


Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card, and three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

Madmario  (Level: 27.3 - Posts: 33)
Mon, 1st Sep '08 6:20 AM

hehehe nice...

Salzypat  (Level: 154.4 - Posts: 5295)
Mon, 1st Sep '08 9:49 AM

Good one!

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 1st Sep '08 9:53 AM

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Mon, 1st Sep '08 9:53 AM

This story can go the other way, too. Actually, probably more than women. Men are such pigs.

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