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1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 1:44 PM


A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3640)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 1:53 PM

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:00 PM

Great, Marsha! Loved those!

Garrybl  (Level: 294.3 - Posts: 6810)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:31 PM

might make a good quiz?

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:38 PM

Or Word Puzzle???

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1312)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:41 PM

Got any from Dubya ??

Tazmaniac72  (Level: 196.2 - Posts: 213)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 3:45 PM

Many of those are great to keep for future needs....LOL!

Townline  (Level: 54.0 - Posts: 213)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 4:28 PM

From Dubya or about Dubya?

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 4:47 PM

I don't have any dubya's but I have a Johnson -

"Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young."
Samuel Johnson

And, more satisfyingly for me, I also have a Boswell -

"Oats: a food usually reserved for horses in England, in Scotland supports the people"
Samuel Johnson, again.
(which is why)
“In England you have better horses, and in Scotland we have better men”
James Boswell.

Jimmywoodser  (Level: 28.1 - Posts: 15)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 9:16 PM

John Wilkes: When the Earl of Sandwich, a sometime friend, told him that "you will die either on the gallows, or of the pox," Wilkes said, "That must depend on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress."

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 9:28 PM

"Bush may be listening,,,,use big words"---. My hat.

Suzer22  (Level: 166.3 - Posts: 1983)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 10:25 PM

If you want to learn some real insults to use on your friends try this site:

You get a new insult every time you refresh the page

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 11:13 PM

That's not insults....
That's Shakespeare....

Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 11:23 PM

it's both

Davidf  (Level: 102.1 - Posts: 746)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 9:39 AM

Did your ears come with that face

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 1:14 PM

Glad I don't have to live in your skin/body/mind

Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 3:07 PM

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." -P.G. Wodehouse

Her face was her chaperone. -Rupert Hughes

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. -Rose Macaulay

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. -Abe Lemons

I like to tell my husband that he is 12 feet of pain in the ass stuffed into a 6 foot sack. Is that classy?

1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 3:28 PM

VERY classy!

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3640)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 7:09 PM

I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3640)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 7:11 PM

---from The Witches of Eastwick

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 8:43 PM

Man, I'm glad about that. Scared the $**t out of me!

1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 9:22 PM

Okay, Lodi, I may have to make a poster out of that!!!!!!!!!!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Fri, 5th Sep '08 1:34 AM

Wow Lodi....
Glad you told us the source.
Thought we were on our way
to the Divorce Courts

Asdibbens  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 423)
Sun, 12th Oct '08 1:11 AM

I've always been partial to this line that my friend's mother said to her sister-in-law.

"I enjoy small talk, but this was microscopic."

Bokeelia  (Level: 197.4 - Posts: 114)
Tue, 14th Oct '08 11:20 AM

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room
"If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
"It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

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