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1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 1:44 PM

INSULTS THAT HAVE SOME CLASS.

A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain



eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 1:53 PM



knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:00 PM

Great, Marsha! Loved those!

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:31 PM

might make a good quiz?
Barry

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:38 PM

Or Word Puzzle???

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 2:41 PM

Got any from Dubya ??

tazmaniac72
Tazmaniac72  (Level: 188.0 - Posts: 213)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 3:45 PM

Many of those are great to keep for future needs....LOL!

townline
Townline  (Level: 54.0 - Posts: 213)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 4:28 PM

From Dubya or about Dubya?

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 4:47 PM

I don't have any dubya's but I have a Johnson -

"Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young."
Samuel Johnson

And, more satisfyingly for me, I also have a Boswell -

"Oats: a food usually reserved for horses in England, in Scotland supports the people"
Samuel Johnson, again.
(which is why)
“In England you have better horses, and in Scotland we have better men”
James Boswell.




jimmywoodser
Jimmywoodser  (Level: 28.1 - Posts: 15)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 9:16 PM

John Wilkes: When the Earl of Sandwich, a sometime friend, told him that "you will die either on the gallows, or of the pox," Wilkes said, "That must depend on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress."

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 9:28 PM

"Bush may be listening,,,,use big words"---. My hat.

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 10:25 PM

If you want to learn some real insults to use on your friends try this site:

http://www.webweaving.org/

You get a new insult every time you refresh the page

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 11:13 PM

Suzer....
That's not insults....
That's Shakespeare....

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Wed, 3rd Sep '08 11:23 PM

it's both

davidf
Davidf  (Level: 102.1 - Posts: 746)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 9:39 AM

Did your ears come with that face

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 1:14 PM

Glad I don't have to live in your skin/body/mind

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 3:07 PM

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." -P.G. Wodehouse

Her face was her chaperone. -Rupert Hughes

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. -Rose Macaulay

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. -Abe Lemons

I like to tell my husband that he is 12 feet of pain in the ass stuffed into a 6 foot sack. Is that classy?

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 3:28 PM

VERY classy!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 7:09 PM

I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 7:11 PM

---from The Witches of Eastwick

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 8:43 PM

Man, I'm glad about that. Scared the $**t out of me!

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Thu, 4th Sep '08 9:22 PM

Okay, Lodi, I may have to make a poster out of that!!!!!!!!!!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Fri, 5th Sep '08 1:34 AM

Wow Lodi....
Glad you told us the source.
Thought we were on our way
to the Divorce Courts

asdibbens
Asdibbens  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 423)
Sun, 12th Oct '08 1:11 AM

I've always been partial to this line that my friend's mother said to her sister-in-law.

"I enjoy small talk, but this was microscopic."

bokeelia
Bokeelia  (Level: 188.1 - Posts: 114)
Tue, 14th Oct '08 11:20 AM

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room
"If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
"It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."



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