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embee
Embee  (Level: 86.7 - Posts: 362)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 3:58 PM

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'


smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 4:05 PM

Ha, good one Meribeth! Very funny....

smeans
Smeans  (Level: 109.2 - Posts: 301)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 4:57 PM

LOL I am proud to say....I'm a Hillbilly!!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 5:02 PM

We have a fish called a squawfish that has been reclassified as a northern pike minnow, even though it is neither a pike nor a minnow.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 5:10 PM

Huh? You have a politically correct squawfish?

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 5:38 PM

Yep.


ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.2 - Posts: 5484)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 7:46 PM

This was funny...Proud to be a Tennessee Hillbilly though...
Vickie

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 8:24 PM

I prefer to be called Chick.

Just me.

Me.

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 8:28 PM

I have never been concerned with being politically correct.

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 9:03 PM

As a Breasted American, I would like to know what my male counterpart might be called....relatively speaking that is. My imagination runs wild!

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 9:49 PM

Manboobed-American.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Tue, 9th Sep '08 10:27 PM

Re: male counterparts

My wife and I just got home from the Z Z Top concert at the York Fair. They're on their El Camino Ocho tour.
These are the same 3 guys who have performed together for about 40 years, and are known as "the little ol' band from Texas."
I think this qualifies them to chime in what is politically correct.

I think one of their songs might inspire this possibilty.
"Tube Steak Boogie Oogie Oogies."




Sorry- Kauffman's was better.




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