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Summertime  (Level: 115.0 - Posts: 1122)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 5:22 AM


Do we have any "punsters" in the group? Here are a few food puns you may or may not enjoy. But, I think you will find one or two caused a slumped shoulder groan!

The compensation received by the Italian chef was a pretty penne.

The first guy to mass produce candy made a mint.

I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving untensils. I said, "Oh ye of ladle faith."

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

The parsley farmer couldn't pay his child support, so the courts garnished his wages.

Okay...I'm done.

Chyenn  (Level: 209.4 - Posts: 1332)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 7:33 AM

Taco24  (Level: 140.4 - Posts: 589)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 11:41 AM

Just for the hallibut, I may call up Rosemary.

Is that pure rump roast?
Nothing butt.

Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist?
Because it had a split personality.

The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi.

and from a history teacher (me)
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it

Pray that Ike does not hit me too hard!

Summertime  (Level: 115.0 - Posts: 1122)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 7:11 PM

Glad you enjoyed the puns ladies!

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 12th Sep '08 4:22 PM

Ohhhhhh let me loose!! I will ponder on this'un today, and make a contribution tonight: you'll be sorry you asked!


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