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summertime
Summertime  (Level: 111.0 - Posts: 1122)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 5:22 AM

PUNS

Do we have any "punsters" in the group? Here are a few food puns you may or may not enjoy. But, I think you will find one or two caused a slumped shoulder groan!

The compensation received by the Italian chef was a pretty penne.

The first guy to mass produce candy made a mint.

I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving untensils. I said, "Oh ye of ladle faith."

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

The parsley farmer couldn't pay his child support, so the courts garnished his wages.

Okay...I'm done.


chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 7:33 AM



taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.4 - Posts: 589)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 11:41 AM

Just for the hallibut, I may call up Rosemary.

Is that pure rump roast?
Nothing butt.

Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist?
Because it had a split personality.

The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi.

and from a history teacher (me)
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it

Pray that Ike does not hit me too hard!

summertime
Summertime  (Level: 111.0 - Posts: 1122)
Thu, 11th Sep '08 7:11 PM

Glad you enjoyed the puns ladies!

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 12th Sep '08 4:22 PM

Ohhhhhh let me loose!! I will ponder on this'un today, and make a contribution tonight: you'll be sorry you asked!

~Bev


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