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tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Sun, 21st Sep '08 8:26 PM

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE

Joe has suffered from terrible headaches for twenty years. He tried doctor after doctor. Finally he found one that claimed he could cure him.

"I can cure you," said the doctor, "but the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd l ike a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?

" Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you , I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Sun, 21st Sep '08 8:30 PM

hahahahahahaha! Hilarious!
Leah

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 21st Sep '08 8:45 PM

hahaha! very funny! On an unrelated topic, does anyone know how to get refunds from unecessary surgeries? For no reason....

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.7 - Posts: 7573)
Sun, 21st Sep '08 8:52 PM

Stout- one suggestion- get a lawyer with some balls to file the lawsuit.



tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Sun, 21st Sep '08 9:27 PM

Ask for a huge amount of money. Way more than you might think necessary. Insurance companies, who will ultimately pay, will do an assessment of the chances of losing, and then make an offer. It is basically a form of collective bargaining.

toledosugar
Toledosugar  (Level: 51.4 - Posts: 281)
Sun, 21st Sep '08 9:50 PM

Hysterical laughing here!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 22nd Sep '08 12:57 AM

Laughed out Loud Tuzilla, thanks
Is Joe your "nom de plume"????
And how much did you get????

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.8 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 22nd Sep '08 6:01 AM

That was great!

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Mon, 22nd Sep '08 6:54 AM

A guy I worked with had colon surgery, but he was supposed to be operated on for hemorroids. Within a year, his new house was paid for, in full. Of course, this was in the mid - 70's.


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