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Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Tue, 30th Sep '08 7:02 PM


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons,does that mean that morality comes from morons ?

If people from Holland are called "Poles",why don't we call people from Holland "Holes"?

Why do we call someone who plays the piano a pianist,but someone who drives a race-car is not called a racist?

Friends pick you up when you fall,real friends laugh 'cuz they're the ones who tripped you to begin with.

In the sixties,people took acid to make the world weird.Today they take Prozac to make it seem normal.

Jesus saves...he passes to Moses...Moses passes back to Jesus...he shoots...he scores!

You found God...if nobody claims him in thirty days he's yours.

Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes.

I have a detached retina...well,it's not actually detached-it's more emotionally unavailable.

If going to church makes you a christian,does going to the garage make you a car?

Some people are like SLINKIES. They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a fligt of stairs..

If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

Why did they use to name hurricanes after women?....Because they come in wet and wild but when they leave they take your car and home with them

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