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Tuzilla  (Level: 146.6 - Posts: 3848)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 11:05 AM


An Interview With An 80-year-old Woman

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about
what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she
wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three
husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face
and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first
married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a
circus ringmaster when in her 40s, later on a preacher when
in her 60s, and now in her 80s, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked
why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two
for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5427)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 11:11 AM


Bigbird  (Level: 250.6 - Posts: 3353)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 11:21 AM

What Pat said.

Chyenn  (Level: 210.7 - Posts: 1332)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 11:26 AM

oh good grief! i actually laughed out loud.

thanks Steve for THE funny of the day!

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5681)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 11:50 AM

I knew the punch line before I got to the end...Steve, you're a real riot but I love you anyway...LOL

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 12:00 PM

oh, I snorted out loud!

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2122)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 9:54 PM

*That* is funny!

People do get married in their 80's. One of my personal training clients just got married this week. She's in her 80's. I assume that the groom is too. Ain't that sweet?

Thanks for the GROAN, Tuz. LOL

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Mon, 13th Oct '08 10:12 PM

Very Punny Steve!!!!

My sister just got engaged and she's almost 72.
Only husband #2 though, so she still has time
to beat your 80 year old....

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