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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 5883)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 9:54 AM

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT SURVIVING THE STORM...IT'S LEARNING TO DANCE IN THE RAIN.


Artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- Yo u Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again



gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 6057)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 11:35 AM

Thanks for the smiles, Marsha!

Marilyn...

taco24
Taco24  (Level: 131.2 - Posts: 589)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 11:47 AM

roflmao!

Thanks, Marsha. Nice to read after giving the PSAT.




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