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Chyenn  (Level: 209.4 - Posts: 1332)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 10:40 AM


Someone sent me this in my email this morning, so I'm sharing.

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

04. People call at 9:00pm and ask, 'did I wake you?'

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4:00pm.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And THE most important advice of all ---
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Forward this to every one you can remember right now!

(And did you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience?)

Chyenn  (Level: 209.4 - Posts: 1332)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 10:42 AM

it WAS in bigger print on the email.... oh well...

1mks  (Level: 219.5 - Posts: 5925)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 10:50 AM

I believe all of those must be true. I can certainly relate.............

Pennwoman  (Level: 161.8 - Posts: 2476)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 11:34 AM

Hmmmm, I was going to post something... what was I doing? Where are my glasses?

Taco24  (Level: 140.4 - Posts: 589)
Wed, 15th Oct '08 11:49 AM

Lol, very amusing.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 16th Oct '08 3:45 AM

But I heard 50 was the new 30....

Are you saying we might have
to live without sex, mistakes,
arguments, speeding, adrelaline
rushs and all the other interesting
things for the other 50 years????

Can I at least eat chocolate????

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Thu, 16th Oct '08 7:20 AM

Only if you can remember where you put it. Now where DID I put that refrigerator?

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 16th Oct '08 9:33 PM


Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Thu, 16th Oct '08 10:10 PM

I hate melted, sticky chocolate. I'm not a purist. I'll chill it, like a fine whine.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sat, 18th Oct '08 2:10 PM

I love the sensuality of licking melted chocolate off the wrapper....
or off anything else ( any offers....please)
....unadlterated bliss....
Cold chocolate is no FUN

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