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Achad  (Level: 213.6 - Posts: 661)
Fri, 17th Oct '08 4:21 AM


(Tune: Bohemian Rhapsody)

Mama just killed a naan,
Poppadom against his head,
Had lime pickles now he's dead,
Mama, dinner's just begun,
But now I'm gonna throw it all away,
Mama didn't mean to make you cry,
I think I'll pebbledash the loo to-morrow,
Curry on curry on,
Cause nothing really Madras.

Too late my dinner's gone,
Sends shiver's down my spine,
Rectum aching all the time,
Goodbye onion baji, I've got to go,
Got to leave you all behind and use the loo,
Naan ooh ooh,
This dupiazza is so mild,
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.


I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan josh, rogan josh, pass the chutney made of mango,
Vindaloo does nicely, very very spicy,
Byriani (Byriani),
Byriani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me,
He's eaten balti get him to the lavatory,
Stand you well back,
Case the loo is quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes,
Technicolour yawn,
I chunder,
It's coming up again,
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again,
(There he goes)
Coming back again,
(Up again)
Here it comes again,
(No no no no no no no)
On my knees, I'm on my knees,
On his knees, oh there he goes.
This vindaloo,
Is about to wreck my guts,
Poor meee, poor meee, POOR MEEEE!!!!!!!!


So you think you can chunder & then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry & drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
It just had to come right out in here.



Korma or jalfrezi,
Bhaji, naan or saag,
Nothing makes a difference,
Nothing makes a difference,


1mks  (Level: 221.1 - Posts: 5929)
Fri, 17th Oct '08 8:25 AM

What a hoot! Thanks for sharing. I do love Indian food..

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sat, 18th Oct '08 12:31 AM

Very clever and cute Andy....
Now....exactly why did you feel called on to tell
us all this????
Was it because you ate and drank too much????

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sat, 18th Oct '08 12:33 AM

Meant to ask....did you make it up Andy ????

Achad  (Level: 213.6 - Posts: 661)
Sat, 18th Oct '08 11:11 AM

Although I'm currently preparing tonight's Indian meal I can't lay claim to the song: all that food being mentioned I'd have to keep taking eating breaks!

Kaufman  (Level: 269.9 - Posts: 3941)
Sat, 18th Oct '08 1:14 PM

I think you misspelled "curryntly".

Achad  (Level: 213.6 - Posts: 661)
Sun, 19th Oct '08 11:13 AM

Aloo! Gosht, I must Tikka minute to check spellings in future.

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