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Lisaal  (Level: 54.5 - Posts: 36)
Sun, 19th Oct '08 3:40 AM


The Rules for Men

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately
change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent
of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to
be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she
wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the
heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must
cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer toRule #5.

ha ha Lisa

Jeannette  (Level: 109.5 - Posts: 1736)
Sun, 19th Oct '08 3:59 AM

lol good rules for men to abide by Lisa

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Sun, 19th Oct '08 6:46 AM

Lisa, In my opinion, your rules keep Divorce Courts full. I'm on 31 years with the same woman, don't have a rules list yet.

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Sun, 19th Oct '08 6:49 AM

Oh, I forgot, we do use that Golden Rule thingy. That's usually all a couple needs to stay happy and together.

Tuzilla  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 3769)
Sun, 19th Oct '08 3:16 PM

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

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