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kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Tue, 21st Oct '08 12:02 AM

WHATEVER YOU GIVE A WOMAN, SHE IS GOING TO MULTIPLY.

I hope this passes the "don't delete" test - just too funny/too true

Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of s**t

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 21st Oct '08 10:29 AM

Oh thats funny! and so true!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 21st Oct '08 8:25 PM



texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Wed, 22nd Oct '08 12:37 AM

If I give her tequila, will she give me a margarita?



kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Wed, 22nd Oct '08 6:57 AM

possibly, if you leave a good tip.


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