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Pennwoman  (Level: 151.8 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 2:48 PM


Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground.

9. Any house made of gingerbread.

8. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.

7. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.

6. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.

5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"

4. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.

3. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper prominently displayed in the front yard.

2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.

And the number 1 house to avoid...

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago

Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 3:05 PM

A Democrat's House....

If you have a LOT of candy, they'll take it and give it to a "Trick-or-Treating" challenged child.

(stole the idea from a cartoon I saw)

Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 3:07 PM

Or MY house....

I'll only give you candy if you listen to my rants on Liberal Bias for 5 minutes.

OR, I'll just complain about all the kids expecting something for nothing, and rant about handouts.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 4:24 PM

Or any house with an occupant named Wayne.

Suzannec  (Level: 243.2 - Posts: 616)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 5:26 PM

Or Chester.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 9:57 PM

I think Chester the Molester is doing a long stretch in the slammer.

Ladyvol  (Level: 202.8 - Posts: 5434)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 10:49 PM

Or any house surrounded by an eerie mist...

Alvandy  (Level: 225.5 - Posts: 7525)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 10:57 PM

houses that don't give out peppermint patties aren't cool either

Cujgie  (Level: 170.5 - Posts: 754)
Mon, 27th Oct '08 11:33 PM

Is Halloween socialism in action?

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