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1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 2:20 PM

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES:

1. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. .
2. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across..
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 2:21 PM

Sorry for the double post.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.5 - Posts: 7570)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 2:26 PM

Crap- I got a wife before we got a dog.
Now you educate me!
Thanks anyway!


very funny too!




caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.3 - Posts: 21602)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 2:41 PM

THAT was funy and most likely true-good post-thanks-Linda

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 5:23 PM

Great list. Loved it!!!

kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 201.9 - Posts: 1190)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 6:20 PM

Great list but is there a women and cats version out there?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 6:34 PM

see Stone's thread.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 9:47 PM

Marsha, this was great!

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 10:21 PM

LOL! (When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought it said "Hot" wives, instead of "Not" wives...getting glasses checked tomorrow)

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 11:07 PM

Pepper....are the wives "hot" because the
dogs pulled them around the block????
My retriever makes me hot and bothered

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 29th Oct '08 8:09 AM

Thanks, Rowlanda. That makes perfect sense.


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