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stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 5:32 PM

1MKS FORGOT THESE: DOGS AND MEN, AND WHY DOGS ARE BETTER

This is a few reasons why some of us are still single. Easy, but single!

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME:

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never
laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.



sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 5:41 PM

LOL! Loved it!

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 6:39 PM

That works for me also. LOL

kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 201.9 - Posts: 1190)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 6:40 PM

ah yes

kimoira
Kimoira  (Level: 201.9 - Posts: 1190)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 6:43 PM

Let's not forget these :

Why Cats Are Better Than Men

* Cats keep their opinions to themselves.

* Cats don't criticize your mother.

* Cats never question how much you're eating.

* Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances.

* Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.

* Cats are happy to let you drive.

* Cats always look good first thing in the morning.

* One good purr can be worth a thousand words.

* Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut.

* Cats love it when you go shopping.

* Cats never return the gifts you get them.

* Cats are able to keep the romance alive.

* You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.

* Cats are never late for dinner.

* You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering.

* Cats keep your feet warm.

* Cats are furry things that are nice to look at.

* Cats don't have a Mother-In-Law.

* Cats lick their own private parts.

* The only bottle cats hit is the milk.

* A cat always hits the litter box.

* Better chance of training a cat.

* No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

* You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

* If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

* A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.

* It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

* You don't have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party.

* A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

* If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 9:46 PM

meow, woof,
what a hoot!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Tue, 28th Oct '08 11:13 PM

How did an OWL get into this discussion????


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