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lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 2:25 PM

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? WELL.....

I just received this in my email from a friend... very funny

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? WELL.....

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERAL ASS OFF FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA!

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chick. What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 2:29 PM

Why did the chicken cross the playground?




To get to the other slide....

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 2:57 PM

LOL, those were great!

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 3:06 PM

That's hilarious Lisa, good one.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5314)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 3:10 PM

Good ones! And I liked yours too Bbear.

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 5:53 PM

Rooster hunting


wordster
Wordster  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 910)
Fri, 31st Oct '08 7:27 PM

Yes, very funny.

Because it was stapled to the punk rockers leg.

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.1 - Posts: 1302)
Sat, 1st Nov '08 12:35 AM

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Sat, 1st Nov '08 12:52 AM

ROFLMAO

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.2 - Posts: 5484)
Sat, 1st Nov '08 7:52 AM

Actually, the chicken crossed the road to show a possum it could be done....
Vickie


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