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stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Mon, 3rd Nov '08 11:48 AM

DEAR SANTA:

Please bring me a non-tippable, non-spillable beverage cup for my computer table, an ashtray that absorbs smoke odors, and enough energy to clean the whole house by New Year's Day. I try to be good but it is hard at times. If you decide I should get a lump of coal, could you please substitute a month of natural gas--not the kind I produce, but the kind to heat the house. Very truly yours, Claudette

asdibbens
Asdibbens  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 423)
Mon, 3rd Nov '08 11:57 AM

A month of natural gas in January would be a great present! Sign me up too!

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Mon, 3rd Nov '08 11:58 AM

Sarah Palin knows where the natural gas is, call her.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Mon, 3rd Nov '08 1:55 PM

Stone - thanks for the daily laugh! I hope for your keyboard's safety that you do get a non spillable cup. Have a great day!


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