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Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Tue, 4th Nov '08 10:33 AM


Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each trying to no avail to convince the other to switch sides.

Finally, one says to the other: "Look, it's clear that we are unalterably opposed on every political issue. Our votes will surely cancel out. Why not save ourselves some time and both agree to not vote today?''

The other agrees enthusiastically and they part.

Shortly after that, a friend of the first one who had heard the conversation says, "That was a sporting offer you made.''

"Not really,'' says the second. "This is the third time I've done this today."

"It's not looking good for McCain. In fact, today he went down to Ikea because I think he realized this could be his only chance to put together his own cabinet."
— Leno

On a campaign bus trip, John McCain actually snubbed Sarah Palin ... But listen, to be fair, here's what actually happened. She was busy, on the bus trip, in the rear, out the window, shooting squirrels."
— Letterman
"I don't pay attention to polls. I just count lawn signs. So get ready for President ReMax."
— Colbert

"Earlier tonight Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives or a Bedazzler."
— Conan O'Brien, NBC's "Late Night

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 4th Nov '08 3:13 PM

Colbert said it best!

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