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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Wed, 5th Nov '08 8:52 PM

AUTUMN

Autumn is a season for big decisions -- like whether or not it's too late to start spring cleaning.

Autumn -- time to drag out your winter clothes and see what kind of summer fun the moths had.

This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices. We'll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.

The autumn leaves are a lot like raising kids. First they turn on you, and then they fly away.
And next thing you know, you look out the window and they're back!



pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Wed, 5th Nov '08 9:22 PM

I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.

I can hardly wait until all the leaves turn brown to match the grass

Now, today’s lawn & garden tip. If you haven’t found the hedge trimmer yet, forget it. It’s almost time now to lose the leaf rake.

It's fall, that time when the colors change form green to red to gold -- and that's just the gunk in your swimming pool.

Autumn is a great time of the year. Soon those ugly patches of dead grass in your lawn will be covered up -- with ugly patches of dead leaves.


donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Wed, 5th Nov '08 10:03 PM

And the dog poop will be covered by a layer of snow.

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Wed, 5th Nov '08 11:40 PM

Penn.. how come I don't remember you visiting my house? lol


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