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phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 7:19 PM

...'CAUSE BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO...

So...

I have been going through a breakup of my own and it seems that the stupidest things get said during break-ups...

for example (and not from my break-up)

"I know you think you're over me...but you're not"

LOL - right?

So what's the weirdest or stupidest or most whack thing anyone had ever said to you?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 7:30 PM

" I love you, but I'm not in love with you" Translates to, "I'd really like to sleep with someone else"

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 7:58 PM

(Me, wearing an engagement ring, sitting in the passenger seat of my VW bus at the airport, just home from a trip with presents for him in my suitcase)

Him: "...so...I've been thinking...that we should go our separate ways."

(Me, sobbing)

Him: "What? Did you think it would last forever???"






osuzannacollage
Osuzannacollage  (Level: 132.1 - Posts: 1299)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:00 PM


"I am so mature! I am, I am, I am!" Picture the stamping foot for emphasis.

lucimoore
Lucimoore  (Level: 183.6 - Posts: 1684)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:05 PM

After nine dumb years of wasting my high school and college time he says "You really deserve some one better than me. I would just hold you back." Ya think? Self absorbed MFSOB. Oops, sorry, that was 41 years ago and from what I hear he's still a jerk.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:06 PM

In college I dated this guy who was going to be a minister. He said that he couldn't date me anymore because the thoughts he had about me were inappropriate for a man of God. I am not making this up - it really happened. And really, I was disappointed - but complimented at the same time.


Sorry, Phyllis, about your break up!

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:29 PM

Thats funny Karen, I had woman of God tell me the same thing, she had innapropriate thoughts about me and had to break up with me because of it.

For most of you this is going to be TMI, too much personal information, but I'm not one that holds back on experiences from my life much......so avoid if you don't like TMI situations.

After one woman started punching me, throwing things at me, and one time even threatened to crash her car and kill us both, I was like see you later lady!! Her comment to me?

"Oh I see, this was all about the sex for you wasn't it? Men are such pigs!!"
In my head I was like, "Really? You can't see the connection there between hitting me, the death threats and our break up? You think I'm leaving because I used you for sex?" Strange.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.7 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:33 PM

My favorite was "you know dear, you are way too good for me and I don't deserve you". Then I found out he was screwing my best friend, so I guess he was right. I was way too good for him and he didn't deserve me.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:51 PM

Jeremy, one of my very favorite things about you is that you don't censor yourself - good or bad!

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 8:52 PM

To either wife #3 Or wife #4: "Can you make some brownies while I throwing your stuff on the front porch?"

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 9:25 PM

Hey, Jeremy, since you're not too busy censoring yourself, could you please censor Felix?

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 9:29 PM

LOL, Felix is pretty funny, I'm not sure I'd want to! Thanks btw.

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 9:51 PM

(when beau was pressed to set a wedding date

I want to marry you, I want to spend the rest of my life with you...I just don't want to start right now!

(and yet another beau

I love being with you for now, but I don't see us having any future together.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6644)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 10:25 PM

I think there could be a quiz in here somewhere.....
Barry

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 10:37 PM

Well, he didn't actually say it to me but he said it to my friend during a three-way call on which I was listening without his knowledge. She called him to see why he stopped calling me and he said "The break-up was mutual." Funny thing was, we were going strong and then he just stopped calling. Mutual? Mmmmkay.

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 10:37 PM

16 years later I still have no idea why he dumped me.

toledosugar
Toledosugar  (Level: 51.4 - Posts: 281)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 11:47 PM

My husband of 24.5 years said he needed some space. Translation - he wanted someone younger. I didn't know it at the time but he did me an enormous favor!

barb1111
Barb1111  (Level: 104.1 - Posts: 215)
Fri, 7th Nov '08 11:54 PM

The guy I was seeing before I met my husband played the Meat Loaf song "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" and told me to listen to the lyrics. That was his way of breaking up with me and boy was I ever glad he did.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 1:11 AM

It was not so much what she said, but the inane, trivial dribble she dredged up from years gone by 8, 10, 12 years.

Felix. Did you get half of the brownies??? Did they have walnuts or pecans???

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 2:11 AM

He didn't say a word. Just didn't show up for a date when several couples were going on a picnic and to the movie. My best friend's brother called someone he thought I might enjoy dating. Two and a half years later we were married. As it turns out, it wasn't exactly a match made in Heaven and didn't last, but it did result in four boys who have grown up to be wonderful men, so it was a blessing in that respect.

The one who stood me up? He never married so far as I know.

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 5:50 AM

In my early 20's I got burned, didn't date for almost five years. Met a girl when I was 28 and all I asked for was honesty. Got engaged, six days later, I broke it off,"OVER THE PHONE !!!!" Never saw her again. There's more, two months later, she married an illegal alien from Mexico. Four months later she had a baby boy. It wasn't mine, I'm German-Austrian.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 7:14 AM

Steve I escaped with the brownie's. The nuts were another case entirely. (thanks for the set up) badda bing!

suzannec
Suzannec  (Level: 247.3 - Posts: 616)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 8:16 AM

Three days ago, my 16 year old daughter was checking out a new text message. She then announced that her friend Danielle just got dumped by her boyfriend Michael. Just for the heck of it, I asked her to text Danielle back and ask if Michael broke up with her face to face, over the telephone or by text message. You guessed it! This coward broke up with her over a text message. This must be what they refer to as Dating 2008!

davidf
Davidf  (Level: 102.1 - Posts: 746)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 10:32 AM

I am not even gonna go here lol

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 11:00 AM

Conversation Dec. 1960


Her- This is not going to be easy for me to say.

Me-Well, it'll be the first time for that!

Her- OK. you're actually making it easier.

Me- Thank you.

Her- I don't think you're going to like this.

Me- Tough shit,,,I want a divorce.

Her- WHAAAAT????

Me- goodbye

flcyclist
Flcyclist  (Level: 124.7 - Posts: 691)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 12:10 PM

My second (of three) husband said, "We don't have anything in common." That was after spending six years of us both getting a higher education at the same time. When it ended, he wanted to play bridge and I didn't! Who knows what the real reasons were?

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 12:53 PM

That is a bridge better not crossed...

YW, Felix. I think we both know far more than we wish about the other case...which is one I would prefer not to open, not even on Deal or No Deal.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 10:04 PM

My husband, uttered these words to me. The weird part is that I was glad that for once he was being honest. The truth was better than me trying to understand why the family I was working so hard to hold together, wasnt working...
"I don't want to watch the kids (my daughter and son) ever. I don't want to watch them while you are at work, I dont want to watch them -- not even while you are making dinner."
I left him on Flag day (June 14th) now a high holy holiday in my calendar. My son was 1 year and ten days old, my daughter, 14 months older. His last words to me "But the sex was good wasnt it? HA, until David was born, I thought you had to have sex to get pregnant but TRUST ME, he is living proof. Well at least nothing worth waking up for. After I left him he was so distraught, that by Thanksgiving, he had met another NURSE named Michelle and brought her home to meet his parents. They married and promptly had 2 children.
But as proof that Kharma exists. She got FAT, and I mean, "holy crap, can she fit in that chair" fat. They had their second child on our anniversary, which bizarrely, she has never forgiven him for. (If only I could use my powers for good, instead of evil)
And I ended up with the most wonderful children you could imagine!

mistymented1
Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 10:37 PM

Sorry to hear of your break-up. I think for me, the one that really stuck with me, is one that even then, I knew was definitely to my benefit, although it still hurt like he** at the time. We were young,(9th grade young- LOL), and he was ignorant! Upon learning that I had had metal pins in my hips, he told me that he was going to be going away for the summer and didn't want me to ruin my summer by just waiting for him to return, so he felt it was only right that we end things. He had no idea that I had already heard from multiple friends that he was telling everyone that he was afraid that I'd rust on him. I just let it go ,like it was definitely no biggie to me, and even knowing then that he wasn't worth crying over, it still hurt.

There has been other break-ups over the last 34 years ,between that incident and present day, but for some silly reason, that one has always been right there with me. The mind is a funny thing sometimes...

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Sat, 8th Nov '08 10:52 PM

That's awful, Kim (Mistymented)! Just wanted to say also that I just viewed your profile for the first time - enjoyed your comments!

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Sun, 9th Nov '08 12:57 AM

Ok, so I was gonna post this crap about an Italian guy I dated that broke up with me because I wasn't a blonde and everyone in his family is a brunette and he would NEVER marry someone who wasn't a blonde. But I decided not to post it.

Kim, let me know where he lives...please.

Me.

mistymented1
Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Sun, 9th Nov '08 1:25 AM

Awww... thanks guys ! It's all in my yesterdays now. Just strange to me how that was still my 1st thought when hitting this thread. Even above my ex-husband vowing that he'd see me dead before he'd let me go,(yeah so typical and cliche) wasn't my first thought on the subject. Funny thing is, I ran into this guy 12 years and the fool actually asked me out. I just pretended that I didn't hear him and walked away before I let on that I hadn't forgotten. Wasn't worth giving him even that much!

Knerd (┬┐Karen?) - Thanks for reading my profile, you brave woman! Glad ya enjoyed it,too! it does tend to reflect a little of my more serious side, don't ya think?

Chick(┬┐-?) - Thanks, but I think someone named Karma ,said she'd take care of him. Instead, why don't ya tell us about
some foolish (i'm being nice here) italian guy with a bad blonde fetish...wait a minute, how'd i know about that?


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