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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 10th Nov '08 12:10 PM

TURKEY -- AND SOME OF THESE ARE TURKEYS!

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.





mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 10th Nov '08 1:34 PM

I love it..."they're paying their own way", too funny!

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5490)
Mon, 10th Nov '08 2:01 PM

I laughed out loud at the first one...these are great!
Vickie

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Mon, 10th Nov '08 2:02 PM

The Thanksgiving divorce story - hilarious! Really Penn - you are amazing at finding this stuff - thanks for the entertainment!

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.7 - Posts: 2301)
Mon, 10th Nov '08 2:28 PM

I'll put the first one on the back burner and use it if my kids every decide to move out.......

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Mon, 10th Nov '08 4:34 PM

that first 1 is hilarious, thanks Martina/Pennwoman


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