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1mks  (Level: 208.5 - Posts: 5867)
Thu, 20th Nov '08 8:13 AM


Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

Ladyvol  (Level: 203.2 - Posts: 5441)
Thu, 20th Nov '08 8:16 AM

Thanks for my morning laugh...I really needed it this morning!

Maurlin  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 2661)
Thu, 20th Nov '08 8:27 AM

That would have made a wonderful WP. Loved it!

Pennwoman  (Level: 152.3 - Posts: 2478)
Thu, 20th Nov '08 8:35 AM

What a hoot Marsha!

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