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Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Fri, 21st Nov '08 11:34 PM


♦*¨¨*:·..·*¨¨*♣ ♥ ♦ ♠*¨¨*:·..·*¨¨*♦
I am hereby officially tendering
my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the
responsibilities of ...

an 8 year-old again.


I want to go to McDonald's and think
that it's a four star restaurant. ♥ ♦ ♥ ♦

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud
puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. ♥

I want to think M&Ms are better than
money because you can eat them. ♥

I want to lie under a big oak tree and
run a lemonade stand with my friends on
a hot summer's day. ♥

I want to return to a time when life
was simple; When all you knew were
colors, multiplication ±×± tables, and
nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you,
because you didn't know what you
didn't know and you didn't care. Þ

All you knew was to be happy ♥
because you were blissfully♥ unaware
of all the things that should make you
worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair.♥
That everyone is honest♥ and good.♥

I want to believe that anything is

I want to be oblivious♥ to the
complexities♠ of life and be overly
excited♥ by the little ♦ things again.♥

I want to live simple again.♥

I don't want my day to consist of
computer crashes♠, mountains of
paperwork♠,depressing news♠,
how to survive more days in the
month³ than there is money ²in the
bank$¢, doctor bills, gossip♠, illness♠,
and loss of loved ones.♠

I want to believe in the power of
smiles♥, hugs♥, a kind word♥, truth♥,
justice♥, peace♥, dreams♥, the imagination♥,
mankind♥, and making § angels § in the snow.♥♥

So . . . here's my checkbook €$¢£Ø
and my car-keys, ¶ my credit card bills€$¢£Ø
and my ‰ 401K statements ‰

I am officially
resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this
further, you'll have to catch me first,
cause........ Þ

......"Tag ! ÞYou're it."Þ


Hope Ya'll join me !

Growing older may be mandatory,
but growing up is optional,
and i'm opting out! ♥

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5426)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 12:48 AM

I believe I'll join you. My son says I act like a dad-burned teenager, so if I'm going to have the name I may as well go for it!

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2011)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 1:16 AM

Think you have way too many heart ons


Elaine0602  (Level: 51.9 - Posts: 111)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 2:47 AM

Kim, I am so there with you! Adult life is too hard and lonely ! I miss the days of sitting outside on a big quilt playing with my Barbie dolls. My biggest worry was the big bully that lived next door. Those were the days...............

Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 7:17 AM

Ahhh, yes: to quote Jimmy Buffett....

"Life was just a tire swing,
'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing.
Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken
And I never knew a thing about pain."

Oogie54  (Level: 210.7 - Posts: 1120)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 3:43 PM

Ya don't quit playin' 'cause ya get old, ya get old 'cause ya quit playin'.

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 5:19 PM

"Resign from adulthood"??

Gimme a chance to get there, first!!!

Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2765)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 5:44 PM

Obama hasn't finished his Cabinet posts yet.

4getful1  (Level: 184.9 - Posts: 3078)
Sat, 22nd Nov '08 7:30 PM

Please take your wet blanket and go back to sleep, John.


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