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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 24th Nov '08 10:26 AM

T-DAY JOKES

Thanksgiving Day and Optimism
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- Irv Kupcinet

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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

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salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Mon, 24th Nov '08 12:08 PM

Thanks for a good chuckle today!


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