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Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Tue, 25th Nov '08 9:06 PM


Why did God make pomegranites so hard to access????

By the time you've got all the fruit, you've lost interest
in eating it....AND it takes 4 times a long to get the
fruit, as it does to eat it

Oldcougar  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 1935)
Tue, 25th Nov '08 10:20 PM

the perfect diet fruit

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Tue, 25th Nov '08 11:00 PM

Because God loves to laugh at the color of your fingers after you eat one. Tee Hee Hee

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5425)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 1:32 AM

I was in maybe third or fourth grade when our teacher brought a pomegranate to school and scooped out the "goodies" for each of us to taste. Back in those days our small-town grocery store didn't get in much of anything except oranges, apples and bananas. I think the teacher had been to a larger town and brought it back.

My mouth is watering now just thinking about the sweet-tart fruit!

Aquamar  (Level: 187.0 - Posts: 926)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 1:39 AM

I think they were meant to be juiced to make wine. Try some its delicious.

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1312)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 4:23 AM

Too bad there aren't films of Julia Child cutting them. I think she threatened to use a fire axe once. Seriously, I think I saw her demonstrating how to cut those things up quite easily. My wife just did two the other day, looks like a bunch of red seeds.

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2402)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 4:35 AM

.......AND you can have all sorts of mischievous fun popping the seeds at innocent passers-by.
PS: loquat seeds are VERY good for that pastime, too!


Smaug  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 2763)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 8:36 AM

Resolsufoolps  (Level: 20.7 - Posts: 94)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 10:24 AM

थैंक्स फॉर थे इंट्रो तो थे विकी हाउ वेबसाइट स्मॉग

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Wed, 26th Nov '08 10:50 AM

Smaug - where on earth did you find that video? I stopped even trying to eat them because the local Whole Foods (i.e. Whole Paycheck) sells the juice, but's it not nearly as much fun.

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.5 - Posts: 3844)
Thu, 27th Nov '08 11:09 AM

I never knew anyone had trouble opening a Pomegranate. My wife eats them often, since they are quite popular in her home of China. Now slicing a mango to get maximum mangoage is a whole different proposition.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Thu, 27th Nov '08 11:13 AM

LOL @ mangoage!

Bigdavy  (Level: 141.9 - Posts: 537)
Thu, 27th Nov '08 11:24 AM

The first time I got a pomegranate, I didn't know the fruit was only the red part. I took a big bite like it was an apple. Blech- tasted like styrofoam with red berries in it!

Alvandy  (Level: 242.0 - Posts: 7720)
Thu, 27th Nov '08 12:15 PM

Pomegranates go great with peppermint patties [especially if you you have a bleach taste in your mouth].

But I wouldn't actually know that for sure.

Alvandy  (Level: 242.0 - Posts: 7720)
Thu, 27th Nov '08 12:16 PM

Oops- I mean Blech!

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