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Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 1st Mar '06 8:45 PM

JOKE bout a joke of the day club...I'll start (nothing nasty...this is a family site)

This one is for all of you who:

a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she
said.... "Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?

"Have A Nice Day"


Kimmie7448  (Level: 19.9 - Posts: 362)
Wed, 1st Mar '06 8:57 PM


Daddy DESERVED it!

Ladyvol  (Level: 203.0 - Posts: 5438)
Wed, 1st Mar '06 9:23 PM

Cute......I can just see this actually happening....LOL

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 1st Mar '06 10:35 PM

Ok...Oogie is up for tomorrow....cuz his name is just like boogy...which sounds like...well you know...



Redbaron  (Level: 195.7 - Posts: 296)
Wed, 1st Mar '06 11:36 PM

Here's a true one...My wife and I were discussing American history (for some reason I can't recall at this point), and I mentioned the Preamble to the Constitution. She said, "Oh, you mean the 'Four score and seven years ago...' part?" and I immediately came back with, "No, that was four score and seven years later..."


Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 12:22 AM

LOL nice one


Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 12:23 AM


Will: You are way too smart. Wow!

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 12:35 AM

Ok...last booger joke.

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Ya put a little boogie in it....

Nuff said.


Redbaron  (Level: 195.7 - Posts: 296)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 12:43 AM

LOL! The funniest thing is, I heard that (for real) from my eight year old son just last week...He had a few more, which I've mercifully forgotten. But...I _could_ ask him...

And VB: No, I ain't , but I can be quick...sometimes.


Tmj302  (Level: 53.5 - Posts: 129)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 7:42 AM

How about a blonde joke?

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blond woman sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blond who is 6'5, weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blond joke?"

The guy thinks about it a second and says: "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

Oogie54  (Level: 198.9 - Posts: 1120)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 11:04 AM

Good one TJ

Tuzilla  (Level: 131.1 - Posts: 3769)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 11:44 AM

A stunningly beautiful young lady with bleached blonde hair according to her eyebrows stepped on a Boeing 777 an promptly sat down in a first class seat. The flight attendant approached her and said, "Excuse me, you have a coach fare ticket to Las Vegas and this is the first class section.
"Listen," replies the blonde. "I am blonde. I am beautiful. I am going to Las Vegas. And I am going to do in a first class."
The flight attendant reiterated her point about her not belonging in that seat, and the blonde replied, "You aren't listening. I am blonde. I am beautiful. I am going to Las Vegas. And I am going to do in a first class."
Just then the pilot stepped onto the airplane. Seeing the confrontation, he asked the flight attendant about the nature of the problem. After she explained it he said, "No problem. I will handle it."
The pilot walked up to the beautiful blonde, bent down and whispered in her ear. She immediately jumped up and went back into the coach section and sat down in her proper place.
The flight attendant was duly impressed. "Wow!" she exclaimed. "That was impressive. What did you say to her?"
"Nothing, really," said the pilot. "I just told her first class didn't stop in Las Vegas." (rimshot)

Redbaron  (Level: 195.7 - Posts: 296)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 1:13 PM

Another blonde joke, an oldie but a goodie...

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder on the freeway. When she comes up the driver's side window, she says, "I need to see your driver's license." And the blonde speeder looks confused and says, "You need to see what? What does it look like?" And the blonde cop says, "You know, it's that little thing in your purse with your picture on it."

So the blonde speeder goes rummaging through her purse and finally finds her compact. She opens it up and sees herself in the mirror. "There!" she thinks to herself. "That has my picture on it!" Triumphantly, she hands the compact to the blonde cop, who takes one look and says, "Oh, it's Ok, you can go...I didn't realize you were a cop!"


P.S. For the record: Yep, I'm blonde.

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