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skillet66
Skillet66  (Level: 83.5 - Posts: 210)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 1:41 AM

JOKE OF THE DAY 3/02

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table,she had a near death experience.Seeing God,she asked,"Is my time up"?God said,"No,you have another 43 years,2 months, and 8 days to live.Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift,liposuction,and a tummy tuck.Since she had so much more time to live,she figured she would make the best of it.After her last operation,she was released from the hospital.While crossing the street on the way home,she was hit and killed by an ambulance.Arriving in front of God,she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years?Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied,"Girrrlllll,I didn't even recognize you."

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 1:44 AM

LOL...Great One Frying Pan


You gotta pass the torch on....

Me.

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5491)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 8:26 AM

ROFL.....good one...
Vickie

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 8:30 AM

:D

That was funny!

mskillian
Mskillian  (Level: 65.1 - Posts: 226)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 8:45 AM

Funny...funny!

redbaron
Redbaron  (Level: 198.4 - Posts: 296)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 9:57 AM

LOL!

Will

margiematt
Margiematt  (Level: 194.4 - Posts: 388)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 2:48 PM

Very funny!! Margie

sinceriag
Sinceriag  (Level: 42.8 - Posts: 8)
Thu, 2nd Mar '06 6:03 PM

LOVE IT


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