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smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 11:33 AM

PHILOSOPHY HUMOR

Erin0620 sent this to me....I wasn't sure where to put it in the group, but I thought it was hilarious, most likely because my marriage encountered similar problems. I even posted a blog on MySpace about this very issue, but quickly retracted it because she was sooooo upset..... Feel free to post any other philosophy jokes on this thread if you like.

http://www.homepages.ed.ac.uk/jketland/SpringerPomo.html

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 11:50 AM

lol!

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 7:11 PM

THAT IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 10:00 PM

The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.

luvnmexsun
Luvnmexsun  (Level: 147.4 - Posts: 711)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 11:41 PM

And confusionism is everything you just said means nothing to me.

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 11:47 PM

Confucius says,"The ox is slow,but the earth is patient."

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 1st Dec '08 11:50 PM

Philosophers do it posteriori

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Tue, 2nd Dec '08 1:06 AM

I have to admit that first one confuse me too, lol. Your last comment I got....

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 25th Jan '09 3:16 PM

Here's a few more:

1) What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender? "Make me one with everything."


2) What did the hot dog vender say when the Buddhist asked for his change? "Change comes from within."


smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 25th Jan '09 3:17 PM

This ones okay, but I'm having trouble finding alot of good philosophy humor out there, maybe we need to invent some!

A Universal Philosophical Refutation
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A philosopher once had the following dream.

First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher said to him, "Could you give me a fifteen-minute capsule sketch of your entire philosophy?" To the philosopher's surprise, Aristotle gave him an excellent exposition in which he compressed an enormous amount of material into a mere fifteen minutes. But then the philosopher raised a certain objection which Aristotle couldn't answer. Confounded, Aristotle disappeared.

Then Plato appeared. The same thing happened again, and the philosophers' objection to Plato was the same as his objection to Aristotle. Plato also couldn't answer it and disappeared.

Then all the famous philosophers of history appeared one-by-one and our philosopher refuted every one with the same objection.

After the last philosopher vanished, our philosopher said to himself, "I know I'm asleep and dreaming all this. Yet I've found a universal refutation for all philosophical systems! Tomorrow when I wake up, I will probably have forgotten it, and the world will really miss something!" With an iron effort, the philosopher forced himself to wake up, rush over to his desk, and write down his universal refutation. Then he jumped back into bed with a sigh of relief.

The next morning when he awoke, he went over to the desk to see what he had written. It was, "That's what you say."



larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 7:55 AM

So Epicurus walks into a taverna and asks the bar maid for a beer. Spying her flushed countenance, he enquires if there’s anything wrong..
“Well”, the bar maid – called Mona -splutters, “It’s my birthday today but I have to work in this crummy taverna until closing. And, what’s worse, that guy Plato keeps buggin’ me about getting all three parts of my soul in the right order, his @ssh0le pal Socrates keeps trying to tell me that the whole bar want me here so it’s all for the best, and that drunken fool Aristotle just tells me to keep being funny, honest and friendly.”

“Mona, Mona” smiles Epicurus “Ignore them all. Remember at the very end of the day it’s all about you.”

“Happy You-Day Mona”.






I’ll get my coat…


smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 5:32 PM

Groan... LOL Martin!

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 10:11 AM

Hey - it was you that said we had to invent some!

You didn't say nuthin' about 'em being any good!!




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