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Pennwoman  (Level: 162.2 - Posts: 2476)
Tue, 2nd Dec '08 7:12 PM


Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"

I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.

No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!

The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas

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