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Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Wed, 3rd Dec '08 10:34 PM


What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
"Looks like rain, dear."

What's a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?
You can sense his presents.

How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 4th Dec '08 12:01 AM

Loved it....thank you Penn
Especially the one about
snowflakes on your tongue!!!!

Reminds me of the gull that pooped
on my head just before I got married.
It must have hit the wrong person
because it was all downhill from there!!!!

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Thu, 4th Dec '08 9:38 AM

LOL Row, I had several "signs from God" at my wedding too!

Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Thu, 4th Dec '08 2:33 PM

When my brother got married, there was a bat, flying around, quite frantically, through the church.He appeared about half way through the service, in this huge old cathedral-like church, and made things quite interesting. Watching people doing a 'wave' during a wedding service is different, especially, when even those at/on the alter kept suddenly ducking down. Even the priest officiating. (no, the marriage didn't last - though they did make it through 9 years.)


Q)What nationality is Santa Claus?
A) North Polish

Q)How many reindeer does Santa have?
A)Eleven ... Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph (the one
with the red nose), Olive (Olive the other reindeer) and Al (then Al the reindeer loved

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Thu, 4th Dec '08 2:42 PM

LOL Misty! I was married by a man in a black cape from Transylvania. I SWEAR its true.

Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Thu, 4th Dec '08 6:36 PM

Wow! That's pretty cool! My own was pretty boring. Ya know, the old something old (grandmothers necklace) something new (my shoes were new -LOL) something borrowed (my wedding gown was borrowed from the girl next door) and something bue (ME). But, having already disappointed my parents by somehow (???hmmm???) getting pregnant, I was attempting to try to make good by doing the right ( in my parents eyes) thing. I did get three of the very best things in my life from it, my three sons!

( i think your wedding sounds a heck of alot better than mine! )

Here are 12 Carols that you won't hear on the radio

Deck the halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown
He's making a list, chicken and rice
Noel, Noel, Barney's the King of Israel
Olive, the other reindeer...
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
You'll go down in Listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
Come, froggy faithful

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