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mistymented1
Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Sat, 6th Dec '08 1:08 AM

RUDOLPH, THE ANTLERED MAMMAL

Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Politically correct version

Now keep the words with the music!

Rudolph was a four-hoofed ungulate, who, incidentally, possessed a nasal appendage of a maroon luster. Consequently, if circumstances were to present themselves that he ever came into your view, you would most undoubtedly remark at to its luminary qualities.

The multitude of other members of the population in his ecological community had previously teased, chuckled boisterously, and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms - the objective of which was to lower his self-esteem and make him miserable. They also excluded him from participation in leisure activities consistent with their species.

However, on the twenty-fourth of December in an unspecified year, a mythological, supernatural being inherent to western culture (who symbolizes the Christmas attitude and allegedly brings gifts to children) arrived through the supersaturated, humid air, spoke to Rudolph and formally invited him, due to his extraordinary nasal characteristic to stand at the forefront of his snow vehicle with the express purpose that he navigate through the nocturnal mist.

At that point, the multitude of other members of the population in his ecological community who had previously teased, chuckled boisterously, and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms, reversed their disposition toward Rudolph to a more congenial, amicable relationship. They consequently exclaimed with great exaltation and fervor, "Rudolph, the antlered mammal with a maroon nasal appendage, you shall most certainly be recorded in the annals of time, and your memory will be preserved for posterity!"

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Sat, 6th Dec '08 8:24 AM

Like Columbus!

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sat, 6th Dec '08 2:36 PM

Posterity? That sounds too much like posterior.....I'm offended.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 235.8 - Posts: 7626)
Sat, 6th Dec '08 10:43 PM

Columbus sailed the oceans blue

mrssurreyman
Mrssurreyman  (Level: 205.3 - Posts: 1)
Sun, 7th Dec '08 5:02 AM

“They told me to go to Rudy’s shop in the High Street to buy a brolly.”
“Why Rudy’s? He’s a bookshop?”
“Well, they said that Rudolph the Read knows rain gear.”


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