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Quackinator  (Level: 165.3 - Posts: 151)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 9:59 AM


Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert... If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're
losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say ' silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is
over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet overGermany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?

Winddancer41  (Level: 63.3 - Posts: 1113)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 10:39 AM

Okay Quack i"ll bite if they are survivors why would you bury them. Thought i was going to say something dumb didn't you. LOL Charlotte

Spacecat  (Level: 156.7 - Posts: 666)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 11:55 AM

A green house is not a greenhouse.

Sort of like...what do bunnies do?....hop...What do you wipe up spills with?...mop...What goes round and round?...a top....what do you do at a green light?... Hope you didn't say stop.

Kaufman  (Level: 253.9 - Posts: 3936)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 6:12 PM

I thought you meant Dementia quiz. As in, "If you reach into a baby's diaper, what soft substance can you pull out?"

Answer: Shaving cream ...

Garrybl  (Level: 275.9 - Posts: 6606)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 6:28 PM

Bridge players on sploofus may remember Dorothy Truscott, who told me the following joke towards the end of her life, in 1999.

The doctor goes into the old patients ward where there are three patients he suspects have Alzheimers.

He asks the first what is the name of the current president. He receives the confident answer 'Wednesday'.

He congratulates the patient and asks number two the same question. Thisd time he gets the answer 'Fahrenheit'.

After congratulating the patient he asks the third patient and is told Clinton. 'Very good' he says 'And how did you work that out'

'Very simple -- I just divided Wednesday by Fahrenheit...'

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