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Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 9:55 PM


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything"

Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids are nothing to look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling you have heard this bull before.

A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident.
" Doc, Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms"

A group of chess players checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby
discussing their tournament victories.
The manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why, they asked as they moved off. "Because", he said.
I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail.
The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

And finally, there was this idiot who sent a bunch of puns to his friends
on Sploofus with the hope that maybe one would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did!

Slicko  (Level: 223.9 - Posts: 1609)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 10:24 PM

They all made me laugh - I must be an idiot too

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 10:58 PM

I didn't want to, but I did - laugh! Thanks for sharing those, Don!

Oogie54  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 8th Dec '08 11:52 PM

Love 'em! A fish is swimming along, runs into a stone wall and says"DAM!"

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 1:29 AM

I laughed at all of them....
so what does that make me????
Thanks Donden....

Crazy4games  (Level: 124.7 - Posts: 1019)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 1:39 AM

I laughed at every one of them! Thanks for the chuckles.

Mplaw51  (Level: 184.8 - Posts: 1580)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 6:16 AM

I've joined the crowd...funny!

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 8:59 AM

Just because you groan, doesnt mean it isnt funny!

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