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lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 12:27 PM

THERE WILL BE NO NATIVITY SCENE IN OTTAWA THIS YEAR! ...

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Canada's capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's capital, nor could they find a virgin.

P.S. There was no problem, however, finding enough a$$es to fill the stable.


bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.7 - Posts: 2301)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 5:16 PM

Geez, are you sure you're not talking about Washington?????

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6643)
Tue, 9th Dec '08 6:09 PM

That reminds me of the Aberdonian epitaph:

Here lie the bones of Elizbeth Charlotte
Born a virgin died a harlot.
She was aye a virgin at seventeen;
A very rare thing in Aberdeen.




wordster
Wordster  (Level: 159.7 - Posts: 911)
Wed, 10th Dec '08 7:23 PM

Lisa I think I've heard that one in another form. It's still a laugh though.
Laughed out loud at Gary's little ditty.


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