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Pennwoman  (Level: 152.3 - Posts: 2478)
Thu, 18th Dec '08 3:28 PM


With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:

--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

--COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

--BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.

--ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.

--NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

--FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.

--FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).

--LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions

Tuzilla  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 3769)
Thu, 18th Dec '08 3:49 PM

There is also a new type of Ex-Lax out with a decongestant. Use it and you will blow your poop away!

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 18th Dec '08 6:55 PM

I think my wife has been putting anti-agra in my prune juice.

Barnierubble  (Level: 93.9 - Posts: 637)
Sat, 20th Dec '08 11:47 AM

There is a new powder Viagra, which you put in your tea or coffee. It does not help your sex drive, but it stops your
biscuit ( cookie) from going limp and soggy.

Oogie54  (Level: 198.9 - Posts: 1120)
Sat, 20th Dec '08 3:01 PM

And there's Niagra for difficulty maintaining a steady stream....

Tuzilla  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 3769)
Sat, 20th Dec '08 3:11 PM

And Conagra...but we'll ignore that one.

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