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Suzer22  (Level: 166.3 - Posts: 1982)
Sun, 5th Mar '06 3:51 PM


I just finished teaching a unit in Surrealism and Theatre of the Absurd to my High School Advanced Acting Class - which, BTW, they LOVED! Here are my three favorite surrealist jokes:

There were two elephants taking a bath. One elephant said, "Please pass the soap." The other elephant said, "There's no soap, it's a radio."

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two - one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts!

Ok - you can all return to your regular, mundane, non-Absurd lives now

Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 853)
Sun, 5th Mar '06 6:20 PM

I might appreciate these more if I had slept on my copy of Surrealistic Pillow last night.

Jedley  (Level: 34.2 - Posts: 278)
Mon, 6th Mar '06 2:12 AM

Ok, but what's the speed of dark?

Pafork  (Level: 132.0 - Posts: 536)
Mon, 6th Mar '06 4:31 AM

Love the duck joke

Lightbulb jokes are a guilty pleasure of mine & my favorite is another version of yours...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish

Misfit1  (Level: 28.7 - Posts: 6)
Thu, 9th Mar '06 4:43 AM

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