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jedley
Jedley  (Level: 34.2 - Posts: 278)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 8:43 PM

BUSHYFOX GETS MY VOTE FOR BEST THREAD TITLE EVER

Sad sausage. Beat that.

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 8:50 PM

"World O'Sausages" is the best WP title ever...

"Sad Sausage" is the best thread title ever...

But what is fun or cool about an intestine stuffed with offal?



jedley
Jedley  (Level: 34.2 - Posts: 278)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 8:54 PM

"intestine stuffed with offal" is the best description of the best WP and thread titles ever

schmorganism
Schmorganism  (Level: 115.5 - Posts: 56)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 9:06 PM

MMmmmmmm....intestine stuffed with offal.

You make it sound not only appetizing but positively musical.

asdibbens
Asdibbens  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 423)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 10:46 PM

I see a big movie musical coming together here... Picture this - The film opens in the quaint specialty shop "The World O'Sausages" where our hero, the Sad Sausage sings the opening number "I'm Just an Intestine Filled with Offal in the Bargin Bin of Life".

mellonhead
Mellonhead  (Level: 1.8 - Posts: 22)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 10:50 PM

Is that to the tune of, "I'm Just A Singer In A Rock and Roll Band"?

mcpop
Mcpop  (Level: 108.2 - Posts: 44)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 11:28 PM

Maybe to the tune of "I'm Just a Bill" from Schoolhouse Rock.

kravfighter
Kravfighter  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 563)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 11:49 PM

Shame on you Jedley!

asdibbens
Asdibbens  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 423)
Tue, 7th Mar '06 11:51 PM

I think I was thinking polka. It sort of fits thematically.

The rest of the plot is pretty basic - the Sad Sausage meets a cute French Andouille only to lose her to a big Kielbasa. But the Sad Sausage finds out the Kielbasa is two-timing Andouille with a spicy Chorizo named Patty. Sad Sausage rushes to stop the wedding before Kielbasa and Andouille are forever linked. There's a Scrapple and a Banger rings out! Sad Sausage is wounded, blood pudding everywhere. Andouille cries, singing the reprise of "I'm Just An Intestine Filled with Offal"... Sad Sausage rises, his wound it seems was just an Abruzzo. Dissolve to - years later, Sad Sausage and Andouille are married and have a pack of Brats.

margiematt
Margiematt  (Level: 194.6 - Posts: 388)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 12:06 AM

Jim that is absolutely hilarious!

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 12:45 AM

Holy Mostacholi Jim....that was the funniest thing I have heard in days....thanks for the chuckle.

Think you picked the most appropriate occupation.



Kelly

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 1:49 AM

Kinda makes the term "Silly Sausage" have a whole new meaning, huh?

Imagine callin' someone a "Intestine filled with offal".....oh boy!
What an "offal" joke that would be!

TY for the nice things you said about my post, kind Sir Jed!!
~Bev

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 1:50 AM

*Rolling around laffin' at Jim's post too!*
I LOVE it!
Jim, you're a !!
~Bev

jedley
Jedley  (Level: 34.2 - Posts: 278)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 2:04 AM

The man has a way with sausage. Nice work. Though before we develop it into a full screenplay I'd like to see bratwurst in a more central role, maybe as the prison camp warden, or the lion tamer.

playfulpelican
Playfulpelican  (Level: 20.1 - Posts: 42)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 2:31 AM

Call the talent booker at NBC. Asdibbens to "The Tonight Show" now! Carson and Leno probably never sausage thing as this. Wurst is best.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 6:03 AM

Something isn't Kosher here.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 8:45 AM

Jim, you're a weener with me!

Lodi

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 8:49 AM

Hilarious, Jim!

A few years later, Sad Sausage and Andouille's marriage hit a 'snag'. Sad Sausage appeared on the Jerry Springer show for paternity testing, just in 'casing' Andouille hadn't been faithful. The results were 'offal'. Andouille had secretly reunited with the Polish kielbasa and had a 'banger' of a time. As to be expected, the kielbasa emerged from backstage and there was a big 'scrapple'. It was the 'wurst' possible outcome for poor Sad Sausage...

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 9:29 AM

Frankly, I think this whole story is too liberally spattered with offal puns and I never sausage ridiculous stuffing nonsense! This is the WURST!

asdibbens
Asdibbens  (Level: 159.4 - Posts: 423)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 10:37 AM

LOL all!



playfulpelican
Playfulpelican  (Level: 20.1 - Posts: 42)
Thu, 9th Mar '06 1:24 PM

Wunderschein!


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