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chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 12:51 AM

JOKE OF THE DAY 3/7

Since no one posted one today:

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"

His wife, finally fed up with her husband shouts back,

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"


tazmaniac72
Tazmaniac72  (Level: 188.2 - Posts: 213)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 6:51 AM

Cute one Chick....and NO, I can't relate to it either!!

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 8:43 PM

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,and you are losing some of your load!

"When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 9:13 PM

Great one Steve!!! And timely nonetheless!!!

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Wed, 8th Mar '06 10:17 PM

Very cute!


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