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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 10:41 AM

THE THERMOMETER SAYS....



60 ~ Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe).

50 ~ Miami residents turn on the heat.

40 ~ You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.

35 ~ Italian cars don't start.

32 ~ Water freezes.

30 ~ You plan your vacation to Australia.
Minnesotans put on T-shirts.
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless.
British cars don't start.

25 ~ Boston water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.

20 ~ You can hear your breath.
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.

15 ~ French cars don't start.
You plan a vacation in Mexico.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

10 ~ Too cold to ski.
You need jumper cables to get the car going.

5 ~ You plan your vacation in Houston.
American cars don't start.

0 ~ Alaskans put on T-shirts.
Too cold to skate.

-10 ~ German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 ~ You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 ~ Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.

-25 ~ Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 ~ You plan a two week hot bath.
The Mighty Monongahela freezes.
Swedish cars don't start.

-40 ~ Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip south.

-50 ~ Congressional hot air freeze
Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-80 ~ Hell freezes over Polar bears move south.

-90 ~ Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.



nelly
Nelly  (Level: 172.0 - Posts: 1167)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 6:50 PM

lol Martina. Thank you for my daily laugh!


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