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Pennwoman  (Level: 151.8 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 11:02 AM


1. Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.

2. Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say you were bit skinny.

3. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.

4. Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.

5. Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year, get your own back on them in the next year!

6. Eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.

7. Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl.

8. Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that.

9. Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.

Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 11:26 AM

1. No problem there. Buster has eaten all my reading glasses.

2. Nope. Mom always said I was fat (even when I wasn't) cuz SHE was skinny. Good ol' Mom.

3. No problem there. Already about as low as you can go and still be classified as ambulatory.

4. TV IS educational, and loaded with material for trivia questions. I'll see if I can work a couple more hours in between Craig Ferguson and the Today Show.

5. Can I rollover the list from '07? I don't think I've gotten all of them back yet.

6. Off to a good start - chocolate covered peanuts for breakfast will give me a jump on the day.

7. Please. Me? Dull?

8. Yes, more computer games will mesh nicely with my decision to completely give up sleep.

9. I'll see what I can do, but tobacco makes me nauseous.

10. My real resolution is to get my bajillions of photos sorted, burned to disks, shared with the appropriate people, and off of my hard drive. Wish me luck with that one, dunno how do-able it'll be.

Bigbird  (Level: 236.1 - Posts: 3300)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 11:34 AM

All except the smoking thing sound great to me. Sign me up!

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 7:24 PM

Your heart only has so many beats in a lifetime. Every time you run, jog, or get up to change the TV manually rather than use the remote, you're wasting months' - maybe years' - worth of heartbeats. Live longer! Budget those heartbeats!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 9:41 PM

Please re-read Bushyfox's post about Walking
By the time you've done all that walking, and
added all those extra years to your life, you
won't mind paying $7000 a month so you can
walk around at the Nursing Home....

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 9:51 PM

Row, have you ever read that email about the elderly who decided to finish out her life on a cruise ship rather than in a nursing home? It is cheaper per month, the food is never ending and much better, there's a ship's hospital....all in all a much better idea! (And I guess when you die it's cheaper to just have a burial at sea?)

Maniact44  (Level: 16.6 - Posts: 39)
Thu, 8th Jan '09 3:05 AM

still too much comitment

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Thu, 8th Jan '09 8:02 AM

I could probably commit to the cruise ship vs nursing home

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Thu, 8th Jan '09 8:02 AM

I fear the day I WILL be committed - probably against my will....

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Thu, 8th Jan '09 8:13 AM

Probably will be a lot of nursing home garage-type bands calling themselves the "Commitments" in 10 or 20 yrs.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Thu, 8th Jan '09 11:16 AM

Yes Jank, I have read that story about the cruise ship....
and spending so much of my time in Nursing Homes
these days....I'd say it's a much better option....

At least on a ship they won't drug you and make you
sleep 15 hours a day....and put you in diapers so they
won't have to take to the bathroom so often.

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