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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 11:09 AM

IT WAS SO COLD.........

It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It was so cold . . .
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!

It was so cold . . .
Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!

It was so cold . . .
the snowflakes froze in the air. Birds hopped from one snowflake to another to get into the trees.

It was so cold . . .
the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

It was so cold . . .
the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!

It was so cold...
kids' grades seemed to be improving at school - when you apply the wind chill factor, a 57% looks like 93%!

It was so cold...
the mice were playing hockey in the toilet bowl

It was so cold...
a glacier was slowly creeping down Main Street!

It was so cold...
a recent poll in town indicated that 92% of the inhabitants no longer considered global warming a bad thing!




pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 11:55 AM

BTW, its 34 degrees, Fahrenheit... POURING down this nasty mixture of water and icy. YUCK!

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 1:19 PM

It's so cold in New Orleans we might actually have to close the windows tonight!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 6:54 PM

Poor babies!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Mon, 5th Jan '09 7:18 PM

Those are hilarious, Martina.

alaskan420
Alaskan420  (Level: 69.0 - Posts: 191)
Thu, 8th Jan '09 1:08 PM

12th or 13th straight day(too damn numb to remember) of 40 below or colder.SHIZA!

gorillagirl
Gorillagirl  (Level: 4.0 - Posts: 3)
Fri, 9th Jan '09 5:46 PM

It is about 20 degrees in NJ where I live and it is snowing... I hate snow... We have the biggest snowstorm of the year for us in OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! We were stuck at school for 7 extra hours! SCHOOL IS THE WORST PLACE TO GET STUCK!!! THERE ARE TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 9th Jan '09 8:06 PM

LOL, there are teachers.....

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 9th Jan '09 8:09 PM

Speaking as a teacher, I hate getting stuck with teachers, too....every inservice day.


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