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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sun, 11th Jan '09 6:24 PM

FOOTBALL JOKES

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it?"

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

~~~~~

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled - E-I-E-I-O.".




loveland
Loveland  (Level: 55.2 - Posts: 521)
Mon, 12th Jan '09 6:22 AM

The tough times in Detroit has set off a crime wave. I left two Lion season tickets on the dashboard of my car and someone broke in and left two more.

spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 159.0 - Posts: 667)
Mon, 12th Jan '09 6:41 AM

The fans in Pittsburgh are probably dancing in the streets following the defeat of the top three seeds. Superbowl win number 6 is in sight. The remaining teams other than the Steelers are a joke and are all fowl. The preceeding written by a non Steelers fan.


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