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joelwdonnal
Joelwdonnal  (Level: 117.9 - Posts: 268)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 7:58 AM

JOKE OF THE DAY 3/10/6

THREE LADIES IN A HOT TUB

THREE WOMEN, ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN
FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...... I'M GETTIN' A FAX!"




machiabelly
Machiabelly  (Level: 136.2 - Posts: 190)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 8:04 AM

HA!!!! from me and HA!!! from CaligirlPEI

joelwdonnal
Joelwdonnal  (Level: 117.9 - Posts: 268)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 8:13 AM

I hope this doesn't offend anybody

schmorganism
Schmorganism  (Level: 115.5 - Posts: 56)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 8:14 AM

Oh, it will offend SOMEBODY I'm sure.
Everything does.
But I think it's funny.


emijean
Emijean  (Level: 78.4 - Posts: 73)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 8:52 AM

I wish I weren't drinking coke when I read that one, gotta clean up the mess now. ROFL...

tazmaniac72
Tazmaniac72  (Level: 188.0 - Posts: 213)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 1:29 PM

I don't care you who are, dat was funny right dare....

joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.3 - Posts: 686)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 1:31 PM

Good one Joel and Donna. Very Funny....

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 1:33 PM

Thanks for my morning laugh!
Kate

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 6:43 PM

ROTF - Excellent one...thanks for the laugh.

Kelly

twinboymom2001
Twinboymom2001  (Level: 67.0 - Posts: 197)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 6:57 PM

I have seen this one before and it still makes me laugh hysterically!

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.4 - Posts: 1120)
Fri, 10th Mar '06 9:16 PM

LMAO Good one!


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