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Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 12:16 AM


The highway patrolman stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. As he began to fill out the form, he asked the man for his name.

"Fred," the somewhat nervous driver replied.

"Fred what?" the officer queried further.

"Just Fred," came the flat response.

Again the officer pressed him for a last name, and the man insisted that he
used to have a last name, but had lost it. Thinking he must have a nutcase on his hands, the officer decided to play along with the fellow.

"Tell me, Fred," he asked condescendingly, "how did you happen to lose your last name?"

"It's a long story, so please stay with me...

"I was born Fred Dingaling - I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

"After a while, I got bored with being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry became my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree, so I was then Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

"I soon got bored with dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. Thus, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. That made me become Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.

"Soon the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of
the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

"Finally, the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away, laughing so hard he was in tears, tearing up the warning ticket he had been planning to complete.

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 23rd Jan '09 9:55 AM

ROFL, thanks Kim!

Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 11:17 PM

Glad that you enjoyed it!
My sense of humor can be slightly twisted (or so I've heard) so I try to hold back much of what I find humorous...LOL

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