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Mistymented1  (Level: 26.0 - Posts: 163)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 12:24 AM


The Reverend John Flapps was a pastor of a small congregation in a little
Pennsylvania town.

One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregationsitting in the town bar drinking beer.The reverand thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do.

He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman.

"Mrs.Fitzgerald," the reverand said sternly,"This is no place for a member of
my congregation. Why don't you let me take you to your home?"

"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously quite drunk.

When Mrs.Fitzgerald stood up from her barstool, she began to weave back and forth.

The reverand realized that she had had too much to drink and figured
that he'd better grab her arms to steady her. When he did this, though, they
both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.

After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverand wound up laying on top of
Mrs.Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the
bar and said, "Here, here buddy! I won't be havin' any of that carrying on
going on in MY bar."

The reverand looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand,
I'm Pastor Flapps."

The bartender nodded and said,"Hell then, if you are that far in , you might
as well finish

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Fri, 23rd Jan '09 9:57 AM

If anyone else is as slow as me, they'll have to re-read the pastors name at the end, lol, good one kim.

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