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Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 6:51 AM


Letterman's Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervous

10. New slogan: "Yes we can . . . or maybe not, it's hard to say"
9. In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry
8. He's up to not smoking three packs a day
7. Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and . . . no, that's McCain
6. He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta
5. Been walking around muttering, "What the he** have I gotten myself into?"
4. Offered governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back
3. Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"
2. Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early
1. He demanded a recount

Also from Letterman:

● I’m not sure how this is going to go, but Barack Obama is moving his mother-in-law into the White House with him. I thought this was the guy who was going to do away with torture.

● Obama had a busy day: he worked on the stimulus plan; had a classified intelligence meeting; met with congressional leaders . . . meanwhile, John McCain? He backed over his mailbox.

And from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

● How about Barack Obama’s new limousine? It’s a 100-foot long, heavily armored Cadillac . . . I think the real news here is that General Motors sold a car.

Collioure  (Level: 115.4 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 7:13 AM

"That's good."

"That's very good."

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 7:23 AM

Ha! Tks for the post!

Alvandy  (Level: 242.0 - Posts: 7725)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 7:40 AM

funny stuff.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 8:18 AM

LOL, very funny!

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5679)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 8:35 AM

Very funny especially the one about the car...

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 9:41 AM

Number 4 made me snort my cola.

Can you believe those crowds? This is an amazing thing. I told hubby Loyola University should be ashamed of itself; they did not cancel classes so students could watch this. He says he is considering canceling his 11:00 class so his students can see it but he won't.

Me -- I'm going to run out quickly and see my patients and you will see me glued to the boob tube by 11.

Caramel1  (Level: 136.3 - Posts: 21615)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 10:12 AM

Good one, Jank-thanks-Linda

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 10:19 AM

Those were awesome - thanks for the hilarious post!

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.5 - Posts: 3847)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 10:53 AM

Good stuff. Lots of good yuks. One thing he is not going to have to sweat is being able to get over the bar set by his predecessor. In this case, the bar he most clear looks more like a painted line. On the other hand, Mr. Clean, 3 Swiffer mops, a case of Miracle Clean and Ajax White Knight, who were all asked to help clean up the current mess were last seen in the 409 Chevy screaming outta town for parts unknown.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 8:51 PM

Beth - you scared me! I thought you said #4 made you snort your coke. Which was NOT my intention! ha

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Tue, 20th Jan '09 9:22 PM

Hahaha, thanks Janice.

Godwit  (Level: 81.8 - Posts: 435)
Wed, 21st Jan '09 6:54 AM

yah Beth, when you snort your coke, don't mention it.

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