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markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 8:55 AM

THE PERFECT HUSBAND


Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,500. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$100,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $1,500,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $1,400,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in
astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"


violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 10:27 AM

LOL! cute.

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.2 - Posts: 5484)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 12:35 PM

ROFL.....I like this one....
Vickie

joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.2 - Posts: 686)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 5:47 PM

saw that one coming - LOL
Jo

twinboymom2001
Twinboymom2001  (Level: 67.0 - Posts: 197)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 7:00 PM

HA HA HA!! Love it!



oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 9:23 PM

LOL Like it!

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 11:26 PM

ROTF....nice

pafork
Pafork  (Level: 132.0 - Posts: 537)
Tue, 14th Mar '06 12:38 AM

Ha!

mskillian
Mskillian  (Level: 65.1 - Posts: 226)
Tue, 14th Mar '06 8:43 AM

LOL!


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